[/caption]Hi, I'm Brandon Anson. Recently I was asked to contribute to this blog.
So here goes.
For the last week, I've played the shit out of Mass Effect 2. I cannot fucking stop. One thing I cannot fucking stop doing is mining for resources.
Of course, I'm not physically mining for these resources, no. I'm parked over McDonald's mascot Grimace's purple homeworld firing off space probes at the surface while Tricia Helfer purrs into my ear. I've spent hours doing this.
I keep doing this, just so I can watch my scanner peak and the little ticker's spiral upwards. I'd rather do this then fight geth or make sure my crew likes me enough.
Not since Grand Theft Auto 4 has my ass been implanted surgically to my couch like this. Right now, my girlfriend is wiping the screen off. I can't even move to help. I just want to shoot more probes.
Good thing I rented this fucking game, at least that way I can put it out of my sight to break the probe addiction soon.
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