Quantum Theory
(more like... "Un-Fun Fury"... yeah...)
10. Obvious unapologetic rip-off of Gears of War (minus all the originality and good design).
09. Unimaginative characters and enemies that no one could care about (yes, including the creators).
08. Music is repetitive and generic to the point of being annoying rather than ambient.
07. Crappy voice acting (possibly not their fault as per #6 on this list...).
06. Terrible dialog (that makes me want to stab myself in the ears).
05. Terrible storyline.
04. Every room looks the same and plays the same (find cover and don't move until 50 enemies are dead, rinse and repeat).
03. Control scheme is completely fucking stupid (seriously, hold X(ps3) to run, R2 to reload, O to jump and ↓(d-pad) to pick shit up? what the fuck?).
02. Character control is really flakey (easily can run into cover when you just need to run, can't quickly shift from cover-to-cover, aiming is hit-or-miss...literally)
01. Pretty much having to know what enemy/boss is coming up so you can set aside a specific weapon to make them easier (I'm not a fucking mind-reader Tecmo, bad game design).
The worst part of it all... I REALLY wanted to like it which infuriates me the most. Review pending if I can finish this piece of shit without destroying my console or television.
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